If you ever figure that out, let the rest of us know! There will always be those who don't find certain subject matter funny. My personal theory is that some people don't have a humorous bone in their bodies and choose to be offended by, well...pretty much everything.
Long story short, just do what you want to do! Haters gonna hate. Since you're already aware of the universal truth that you "can't please everyone all the time," you're about as prepared as humanly possible.
Wait... was this news post supposed to be satire? ^__~
Troisnyx
Perhaps read the Twitter feed of Have I Got News For You, that'd make anyone really laugh.
ArchIsNotAwesome
oooo okay